Independence Day 2010 style

4 scr & 7 yrs ago r fathers brt 4th upon this continent a nu nat'n conceived in liberty & dedicated to the prop'sition that L men r cre8d =


apparently you can get an entire opening paragraph in one text!

Okay, Girls!!!!

So, here it is. I was informed that we are popping up on "need to be updated more" lists, and this is not acceptable (this coming from the one with the fewest posts... um... ever). So, what are we going to do? I think that we need to come up with a solution. What about opening it up to suggestions those of our faithful readers come up with, or see in their perusals of any kind of media? What about just making fun of that sentence there? I mean, that should give us some good fodder for quite a while, wouldn't you suspect? Anyway, whaddaya think?

WhAat tHe cRrraAApp?!?!

Ok.  Does the following paragraph (actually, I think this doesn't even count as a paragraph.... it's more like a jumble of letters) make anyone else want to vomit?

If youu thinkk imcutee, likee this statuus; if youu lovee me putt a ♥; if i
am yourfriennd, putt a (: if youu wannt to go ouuut w.mee, putt a :D if
youuever hadd a crushh onn mee, putt a XD if youu aree familyy, putt a
putta :o if yourr bravee, makee this youur statuus, plizz comentt!


Bleeaaarrrrggghhhh!Hack!Cough!Choke!Spit!  


Ok.  I think I'm done dry heaving.  [climbing up on soapbox]  What is up with all the unnecessary repeated letters and random capitalizations nowadays?!?!  Is it supposed to indicate how something is pronounced?  Perhaps which letter gets more emphasis?  Or is it strictly for driving people such as myself absolutely crazy?  I mean, are you TRYING to force me into near convulsions of horrific pain?

You know what?  I think I want to walk away from this situation as quickly as possible before I become permanently disfigured..........