Oh, the pain. The horror!

As I made my way down the hallways at school on Thursday, my eye was drawn to a T-shirt that read:
Attorney at LOL.

(???)
Help. Bad text-speak puns are creeping their way into our apparel now!!! What is this world coming to?

As if it wasn't bad enough already...

LOL.
Honestly, how many people are actually laughing out loud when they say that?
As if it wasn't overused enough, there are now "cute spin-offs" of LOL.
For example: lols, lolz, or (my personal favorite) luls.
Luls? What does THAT mean? Lying under little spinach? Living until llamas sleep? Leather underwear limits socks?
Once you figure it out, please let me know...